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Bancul zilei| La ora trei dimineața se aude o bătaie în ușă
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Începe-ți ziua cu o porție de amuzament! Terapia prin râs poate începe în fiecare zi cu un banc bun. Iată care este propunerea noastră pentru astăzi:
La ora trei dimineata se aude o bataie in usa.
Se scoala sotu’, cand deschide usa, sta unu’ zambind:
– Ce vrei, mah, e ora 3 dimineata?!
– Scuze, n-ati putea sa ma impingeti?
– Du-te, bah, de aici, la 3 dimineata? si-i inchide usa in nas, si se duce inapoi in pat langa sotie.
Sotia il intreaba:
– Cine a fost la ora asta?
– Pai, unu’, cica vrea sa-l imping!
Sotia se ridica intr-un cot:
– Ti-aduci aminte cand ai avut pana la motor, si nu te-a impins nimeni si ai stat 4 ore pe magistrala, ti-era greu sa dai o mana de ajutor?
– Bine, zise sotul.
Isi trage repede o pereche de pantaloni si iese afara, aici cam ceata, si incepe sa strige:
– Bah, unde esti? Se aude un glas:
– Aici!!
– Unde aici?
– Aici, in leagan!
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